Here’s one for the “can’t have too much of a good thing” file: an ultra-big ice cream scoop that serves up a solid pint of frozen deliciousness in every helping. Talk about a cone crusher!

The scoop, which regularly retails for $60, but is currently on sale for $36 on Fancy.com, features a shiny 4-inch-diameter stainless steel bowl and a brass-plated chrome handle. It weighs 1 1/2 pounds and is dishwasher safe.

Delivery may take up to two weeks, which means those who like their Thanksgiving pie seriously — and I mean really seriously — a la mode are unfortunately out of luck for this year.

Then again, at least it’s bound to arrive in time to help Santa majorly indulge his sweet tooth after a busy night of gift deliveries. Milk and cookies are nice and all, but this way the big guy can share his cone with Donner and Blitzen — and still fill his own trademark round belly. Oh ho ho, yes.