Watermelon Vodka

Ingredients

• 1 large, ripe watermelon--give it a smell and slap to check for ripeness
• 1 bottle best quality vodka (or even champagne)

Directions

Simply cut a hole in the top of the melon, wide and deep enough to insert a funnel. Pour some of your chosen alcohol into the melon through the funnel, leave to sit for a day and pour in some more. The flesh will absorb the liquid, so pour in some more the next day--basically until it becomes saturated. When ready to serve, slice up into nice big pieces and get all your mates plastered on it!