Newton's 3rd Law of Reality Television

Via Eater -- so I guess Wife Swap is looking for a food writer for an upcoming show. Don't get me wrong, I think this is all well and good, and I do plan on surreptitiously nominating several colleagues.

But what I really want to know: what precisely is the opposite of a food writer? Suggestions welcome.

Rupa Bhattacharya, um, Food Writer
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