I worry about this too
A worker at a Whole Foods store claims he was fired over a tuna sandwich. The store's calling it theft, he's calling it salvaging something from the trash. My major tuna sandwich worry, though? Is that my boss's well-documented antipathy for canned tuna (in any form) will someday meet my love for the Amy's Bread tuna melt, and, well, boom.
Still away, still eating my bodyweight in bread, still slacking on regular posting, but back next week, I swear.