Is ‘Chicken Nugget Connoisseur’ Your Next Career Move?

If you’re really into nuggets and free food, British retailer B&M has just the opportunity for you.

Are you able to hold forth on the finer points of chicken nuggets? Are you super into free food? Are you bored with your job (or your life) and interested in trying something new?

If the answers to any or all of those questions is "yes," meet your new dream gig: "Chicken Nugget Connoisseur."

Yup, that’s actually the title of a job posted online by British retailer B&M, inviting applicants to submit their qualifications — in the form of "a paragraph on why you think you deserve the opportunity and what relevant experiences you have" — for consideration.

B&M’s outreach to fill the temporary position is part of an expansion of its fresh and frozen food offerings. The chosen taste tester will be given £25 (about $35 U.S.) worth of B&M food vouchers each month (yes, that may be the sole payment) and, in exchange, "share their feedback with the B&M buying to help evolve the range."

The official job posting specifies the following qualifications:

  • Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself
  • Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
  • That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
  • Going to an event or party because there is free food
  • You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
  • You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips

Sound like you? Give it a shot. After all, YOLO — and you’d be hard-pressed to find a better job title.

Photo: iStock

Related Links:

Next Up

It’s About Dang Time – KFC Launches Chicken Nuggets

The launch is being tested at select locations.

Boston Market Launches a New Kind of Chicken Nugget

Its signature rotisserie chicken is going bite-sized.

At Last, KFC Brings Its Fried Chicken Nuggets Nationwide

The item, which was first tested in 2022, will be available beginning March 27.

Tyson’s Halloween Chicken Nuggets Are Back – With an Exciting Update

This year, the ghoulishly fun bites will be available for purchase nationwide.

Where To Get Tyson’s Too-cute Halloween Nuggets

Snatch these up for a scary good pre-trick-or-treating meal.

Are Butter Boards the Next Big Thing?

TikTok is definitely trying to make them happen.

Next Up in Flavortown Cafeteria: Tostada Tuesday

Kick off Taco Tuesday with tostadas inspired by the new episode of Guy’s Grocery Games.

On TV

Guy's Ranch Kitchen

8:30am | 7:30c

Guy's Ranch Kitchen

9:30am | 8:30c

Chopped

10am | 9c

Chopped

11am | 10c

Chopped

12pm | 11c

Chopped

1pm | 12c

Chopped

2pm | 1c

Chopped

3pm | 2c

Chopped

4pm | 3c

Chopped

5pm | 4c

Chopped

6pm | 5c

Chopped

7pm | 6c

Chopped

8pm | 7c
On Tonight
On Tonight

Tournament of Champions

10pm | 9c

Chopped

3am | 2c

What's New