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<br />NARRATOR:<br />(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)<br />According to all known laws<br />of aviation,<br /> :<br />there is no way a bee<br />should be able to fly.<br /> :<br />Its wings are too small to get<br />its fat little body off the ground.<br /> :<br />The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> :<br />because bees don't care<br />what humans think is impossible.<br />BARRY BENSON:<br />(Barry is picking out a shirt)<br />Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br />Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> :<br />Ooh, black and yellow!<br />Let's shake it up a little.<br />JANET BENSON:<br />Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br />BARRY:<br />Coming!<br /> :<br />Hang on a second.<br />(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)<br /> :<br />Hello?<br />ADAM FLAYMAN:<br /><br />(Through phone)<br />- Barry?<br />BARRY:<br />- Adam?<br />ADAM:<br />- Can you believe this is happening?<br />BARRY:<br />- I can't. I'll pick you up.<br />(Barry flies down the stairs)<br /> :<br />MARTIN BENSON:<br />Looking sharp.<br />JANET:<br />Use the stairs. Your father<br />paid good money for those.<br />BARRY:<br />Sorry. I'm excited.<br />MARTIN:<br />Here's the graduate.<br />We're very proud of you, son.<br /> :<br />A perfect report card, all B's.<br />JANET:<br />Very proud.<br />(Rubs Barry's hair)<br />BARRY=<br />Ma! I got a thing going here.<br />JANET:<br />- You got lint on your fuzz.<br />BARRY:<br />- Ow! That's me!<br /><br />JANET:<br />- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br />- Bye!<br />(Barry flies out the door)<br />JANET:<br />Barry, I told you,<br />stop flying in the house!<br />(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a<br />newspaper)<br />BARRY==<br />- Hey, Adam.<br />ADAM:<br />- Hey, Barry.<br />(Adam gets in Barry's car)<br /> :<br />- Is that fuzz gel?<br />BARRY:<br />- A little. Special day, graduation.<br />ADAM:<br />Never thought I'd make it.<br />(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)<br />BARRY:<br />Three days grade school,<br />three days high school...<br />ADAM:<br />Those were awkward.<br />BARRY:<br />Three days college. I'm glad I took<br />a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br />ADAM==<br />You did come back different.<br />(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)<br />ARTIE:<br />- Hi, Barry!<br /><br />BARRY:<br />- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br />ADAM:<br />- Hear about Frankie?<br />BARRY:<br />- Yeah.<br />ADAM==<br />- You going to the funeral?<br />BARRY:<br />- No, I'm not going to his funeral.<br /> :<br />Everybody knows,<br />sting someone, you die.<br /> :<br />Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br />Such a hothead.<br />ADAM:<br />I guess he could have<br />just gotten out of the way.<br />(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the<br />highway)<br /> :<br />I love this incorporating<br />an amusement park into our regular day.<br />BARRY:<br />I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.<br />(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating<br />students)<br />Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br />under the circumstances.<br />(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)<br /> :<br />- Well, Adam, today we are men.<br /><br />ADAM:<br />- We are!<br />BARRY=<br />- Bee-men.<br />=ADAM=<br />- Amen!<br />BARRY AND ADAM:<br />Hallelujah!<br />(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)<br />ANNOUNCER:<br />Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /> :<br />please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br />DEAN BUZZWELL:<br />Welcome, New Hive Oity<br />graduating class of...<br /> :<br />...9:<br /> :<br />That concludes our ceremonies.<br /> :<br />And begins your career<br />at Honex Industries!<br />ADAM:<br />Will we pick our job today?<br />(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)<br />BARRY=<br />I heard it's just orientation.<br />(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically<br />loaded into the buses)<br />TOUR GUIDE:<br />Heads up! Here we go.<br /><br />ANNOUNCER:<br />Keep your hands and antennas<br />inside the tram at all times.<br />BARRY:<br />- Wonder what it'll be like?<br />ADAM:<br />- A little scary.<br />TOUR GUIDE==<br />Welcome to Honex,<br />a division of Honesco<br /> :<br />and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br />Barry:<br />This is it!<br />BARRY AND ADAM:<br />Wow.<br />BARRY:<br />Wow.<br />(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive<br />complicated Honey-making machines)<br />TOUR GUIDE:<br />We know that you, as a bee,<br />have worked your whole life<br /> :<br />to get to the point where you<br />can work for your whole life.<br /> :<br />Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br />Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /> :<br />Our top-secret formula<br /> :<br />is automatically color-corrected,<br /><br />scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /> :<br />into this soothing sweet syrup<br /> :<br />with its distinctive<br />golden glow you know as...<br />EVERYONE ON BUS:<br />Honey!<br />(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into<br />the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)<br />ADAM:<br />- That girl was hot.<br />BARRY:<br />- She's my cousin!<br />ADAM==<br />- She is?<br />BARRY:<br />- Yes, we're all cousins.<br />ADAM:<br />- Right. You're right.<br />TOUR GUIDE:<br />- At Honex, we constantly strive<br /> :<br />to improve every aspect<br />of bee existence.<br /> :<br />These bees are stress-testing<br />a new helmet technology.<br />(The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the<br />ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but<br />you can hear him groan)<br /> :<br />ADAM==<br /><br />- What do you think he makes?<br />BARRY:<br />- Not enough.<br />TOUR GUIDE:<br />Here we have our latest advancement,<br />the Krelman.<br />(They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each<br />wearing a finger-shaped hat)<br />Barry:<br />- Wow, What does that do?<br />TOUR GUIDE:<br />- Catches that little strand of honey<br /> :<br />that hangs after you pour it.<br />Saves us millions.<br />ADAM:<br />(Intrigued)<br />Can anyone work on the Krelman?<br />TOUR GUIDE:<br />Of course. Most bee jobs are<br />s
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