Add a little silliness to your wine bottles by topping them with this tom. This guy looks like a prudent Pilgrim, but surely he can't be opposed to a drink or two.

Turkey salt and pepper shakers make the perfect accoutrement for a dinner tablesetting. These ones are big enough for the whole clan to use, but we're not opposed to having multiple gobblers at the scene.

Extend the joy of Halloween by dressing up your baby for one more month. Goodness knows once your kiddo's older they will flat out refuse to indulge you in putting on an adorable turkey outfit. Seize the (turkey) day!

What's a list of silly turkey goodies without the goofiest hat of all? While wearing a turkey hat on Thanksgiving is a rather new phenomenon (we blame the Internet), we think you'll agree that the uncle who insists on watching football while you spend all day in the kitchen will look great in it.

Stick this fella in your bird and watch it as it roasts. When the turkey is done, the legs of this timer rise up to let you know it's time to eat.

Sure flowers and gourds are lovely ways to accessorize your Thanksgiving tablescape, but you know what this day needs more of? Chocolate. Try a focal point made out of it.

March to the beat of your own drumsticks this Thanksgiving. (The puns just don't quit!) Aside from being in the spirit, these leggings are the perfect eating pants for seconds. And thirds. And a late-night sandwich.