Caption It: Controlled Chaos

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It was only last week that the Food Network Star finalists, in the competition for all of a few minutes, received the first of many surprises when Martita, a former finalist and the winner of Comeback Kitchen, joined the cast. And this week they're about to receive yet another unexpected shock: a double elimination. But before two hopefuls will say goodbye, the contestants will endure their first team challenge and enjoy a mash-up rap battle at the hands of the mash-up master himself, Rev Run.
Before you tune in on Sunday at 9|8c to get all the dish, we're challenging you, Star fans, to write your best captions (tastefully appropriate, please) for this moment in the comments below.