8 ounces cream cheese
1 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons adobo sauce from canned chipotles in adobo
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 pound sharp Cheddar, grated
1 pound Monterey Jack cheese, grated
2 tablespoons fresh dill fronds
Two 4-ounce jars diced pimientos, drained
1 teaspoon kosher salt
24 celery stalks, cut into 3-inch pieces
Garnish suggestions: raisins, sriracha, walnuts, cranberries