Place 2 slices of bread on a cutting board. Spread sandwich spread on one slice of bread and mustard on the other slice. "Bam" a dash of Italian seasoning on top of the sandwich spread. Lay the lettuce on top of the Italian seasoning. Stack 1 slice of American cheese and tomato on top of the lettuce and sprinkle with seasoning salt. Stack 1/3 of the turkey slices, 3 slices avocado, 1/3 of the turkey slices, and the Swiss cheese. "Bam" a dash of ranch dressing, then stack the turkey bacon, 3 slices of avocado, 1/3 of the turkey and Muenster cheese. "Bam" a dash of cayenne pepper and close the sandwich with the other slice of bread. Wrap the sandwich tightly in foil and cut the sandwich through the foil. Garnish with a kosher dill pickle.