Take-out is a luxury, so when you are craving a restaurant meal but want to save money, turn to this chorizo and cabbage stir-fry. It comes together in under 30 minutes and is chock full of vegetables.
Soak the noodles in a large heatproof bowl of very hot water until softened, about 15 minutes. Drain the noodles and set aside.
Meanwhile, combine the soy sauce, sambal oelek, lime juice and 1 teaspoon of the sesame oil in a small bowl and stir well.
Heat the vegetable oil and the remaining 1 teaspoon sesame oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the chorizo and cook, breaking it up into small pieces and stirring occasionally with a wooden spoon, until no longer pink in the middle and crispy in some spots, 6 to 7 minutes. Remove the chorizo to a plate with a slotted spoon. Pour off all but 1 tablespoon oil left in the skillet.
Add the jalapenos, ginger, garlic, scallion whites and light green parts, 1/2 teaspoon salt and a few grinds of black pepper and cook, stirring, until the vegetables just begin to soften, 1 to 2 minutes. Add the cabbage and cook, stirring frequently, until the cabbage is wilted. Add the noodles, chorizo and sauce to the skillet and cook, stirring and tossing, until everything is well combined, 2 to 3 minutes. Divide among bowls and garnish with the scallion greens.