1 bag (28 ounces) frozen potato cubes with onions and peppers (recommended: Ore-Ida O'Brien potatoes)
2 hard boiled eggs, chopped
1/2 cup mayonnaise (recommended: Best Foods)
1/4 cup yellow mustard (recommended: French's)
2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish (recommended: Vlasic)
Salt and pepper
Paprika, for garnish
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